Monday, December 21, 2009

I Swear....

I am going to write myself a note, tape it to the inside of my cabinet door, the cabinet where I store all my "not used very often, (as in only at Christmas)" recipes, that says: "Christmas 2010, DO NOT fool yourself into thinking that you are a baker. Stick to recipes that you know and are good at. DO NOT try making candy or other never before tried cookie recipes!" My friends and family will thank me, Santa will thank me, and my wallet will thank me.

This weekend I threw away three, yes three, batches of Peanut Brittle. The recipe said "No Fail Peanut Brittle." Well, I failed...three times. And...I tossed out a batch of cookies, into the woods, from what sounded like a yummy recipe, but came out of the oven tasting like baking soda, or uncooked flour, or something not right. Something went horribly wrong. I don't know if even the forest animals will eat those cookies.

Oh how I long to be a Christmas baker. At least the Magic Bars and the Fudge turned out and tastes quite yummy. I guess two out of four is ok. For me, the wanna be baker, its par for the course. So, I'll whip up a couple of Pecan Pies from an old tried and true recipe given to me by my grandmother and use those as gifts instead of the cookies and peanut brittle.

Maybe to my note I should add..."Here's what you are good at...pecan pies, fudge, magic bars, and cheese balls. Stick to these!"

Meanwhile...my beautiful pink KA mixer goes back in the box, and back into the closet.

3 comments:

Nancy said...

(((Becky))) Don't give up. Some recipes just aren't good. I used to have a peanut brittle recipe that was simple but I don't know what happened to it. That was years ago.

Merry Christmas friend.

Shelley in SC said...

Oh, how very, very sad and discouraging! Burn that recipe! But keep the pink KA out! It's decorative if nothing else : )!

Bella Michelle said...

LOL, I feel your pain. I didn't get much done in the way of cooking this December, so I can live through you.